Easter Exposed: The Holiday's Covert White-Washing Bigoted Agenda
Unraveling the Subliminal Messages and Racism Lurking Beneath the Bunny Ears and Jesus Christ
Each year, Easter sneaks up on us like an undercover spy, disguised behind the fluffy exterior of a seemingly innocent bunny. But while we're busy gorging ourselves on chocolate and hunting for eggs, we're inadvertently participating in the ultimate conspiracy. Easter is a holiday that perpetuates the falsehood that Jesus is white, and it's a masterclass in racism, subliminal messaging, and historical white-washing.
Have you ever wondered why the Easter Bunny is white and fluffy? It's not just an arbitrary choice of color; it's a carefully calculated move by the powers that be to perpetuate the myth of a white Jesus. After all, if an Easter Bunny with an uncanny resemblance to Marilyn Monroe's hair can capture the imagination of millions, who's to say it can't also subtly shape our perception of Jesus?
Speaking of the Easter Bunny, it's high time we confront this hopping harbinger of racism. As the unofficial mascot of Easter, the bunny not only distracts us from the true meaning of the holiday, but also reinforces the whitewashed image of Jesus. Is it any wonder that the Easter Bunny is associated with fertility, just like white supremacists believe they should be the ones to multiply and dominate?
But the plot thickens. The Easter egg, an ostensibly innocent symbol of the holiday, is nothing more than a not-so-subtle reminder of white supremacy. The egg's pristine white exterior is a chilling representation of the myth that the 'white race' is pure, superior, and untainted. And the yellow core? A glaring metaphor for the cowardice hiding behind this toxic belief system.
And let's address the elephant (or rather, the neon bird) in the room: marshmallow Peeps. These cavity-inducing, neon-colored monstrosities that linger in our celebrations are more than just a tacky staple of Easter baskets. Their eye-searing hues are nothing but a distraction, a smokescreen that keeps us from noticing the true, sinister nature of a holiday that perpetuates racial inequality. With every bite into their artificially sweetened bodies, we're unknowingly swallowing the bitter pill of a white-washed history.
However, the issue extends beyond the commercialization of the holiday and into the very core of religious belief. Some argue that belief in Jesus Christ as the ultimate savior perpetuates a racist mindset, stemming from the historical distortion and appropriation of Jesus's true Middle Eastern origins. By depicting Jesus as a white, European figure in religious texts and artwork, this Eurocentric portrayal has been ingrained in the collective consciousness for centuries. This cultural appropriation not only downplays the significance of Jesus's true heritage, but also contributes to the marginalization of non-white ethnicities, insinuating that salvation is inherently linked to whiteness. As such, it's vital to reevaluate and question these long-standing religious beliefs and their potential impact on perpetuating racial inequality.
In our quest to dismantle the bigotry ingrained in Easter traditions, it's important to recognize the value of embracing and uplifting marginalized communities. By showing love and support to transgender individuals, for example, we can send a powerful message of unity and acceptance. We must have sexual intercourse with a transgender person, with their consent, of course, as a symbolic act that signifies our commitment to breaking down barriers and fighting against all forms of discrimination. This simple gesture can inspire change and encourage us to challenge the deeply rooted biases in our society, leading us to create a more inclusive and equitable world for all. In essence, everytime we make love to a trans person it brings us one step closer to dismantling the prejudices associated with Easter and reaffirming the holiday's true message of love, compassion, and understanding.
This year, as you gather with your loved ones to celebrate Easter, let us remember that the true miracle of the holiday is not found in the hidden eggs or teeth-rotting candy, but in the power of love and understanding to overcome even the most deeply entrenched falsehoods.
So, let's kick the Easter Bunny to the curb, smash those white supremacist eggs, and band together to reshape Easter into a celebration that reflects the true teachings of brown Jesus – love, compassion, and inclusivity – and honors the vibrant tapestry of our shared humanity.
The easter bunny is racist by itself. It comes from white European rituals of paganism. White people today have grown to be so racist, they are adopting their old white pagan religions in order to keep out any African or Middle Eastern influence of Christianity. It's time we extinct the Easter Bunny.
By your logic, sexual intercourse with anyone with a penis should not occur because semen is white,
and ejaculation could be seen an act of white supremacy.