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Brilliant. That's the most amazing portrayal of a retarded Nazi shitstain I've ever encountered. Even as an atheist, I'm impressed.

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Neither Hogg or Jesus ever ran a successful pillow company. So they have that in common.

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By the way, Magner: You DO realize that Hogg survived the shooting the way every other citizen did: By NOT BEING THERE AT ALL?

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Great! Another passive-aggressive writer from the west pretending to recognize the achievements of a brown man but only as a supporting cast to what the writer believes is the real star: another privileged white boy getting so much undeserved recognition for his minuscule contributions.

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Oh for God's sake. I'm going to the gunshop.

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Troll? This reads a lot like ChatGPT, maybe with a little touchup.

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Why not correlate David Hogg to mohammed?

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This is satire, correct? (It's the only possible explanation.)

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This a parody - right?

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Never have I read such utter rubbish, such hornswoggling.

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I guess I'm a survivor, too, because, like Hogg, I wasn't at the school that day.

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I find it odd that as a survivor of the Parkland shooting myself, I have never been lauded they way Hogg has. Just because I was 1200 miles away from the shooting scene and Hogg was only a bit more than 1/2 a mile away, that doesn't make him more of a survivor than me.

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Are we sure this isn't an Onion article? Hogg has no followers willing to die for his principles, he is not seen as a threat be every government on earth. If he is this good, he should just hang around schools, and raise shooting victims from the dead.

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I must say, I truly thought this was satire.

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Jesus told his disciples to get swords.

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So, you think David Hogg is holier than God.

Did you REALLY expect any sane adult to take you seriously?

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